“paper or plastic?” asks the cashier. i eat her. i am a crocodile. why am i in a grocery store
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"The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips."
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Plot twist: Tumblr.com is an unused domain. You log onto a blank page every day. The people you follow are all personalities in your split mind. Their ramblings on your dash are ramblings in your head. As you follow more people, your personality fractures into more shards. You are on a downward spiral into self-conversing insanity and not even you know it.
THE PURGATORY IN MIAMI IS A FUCKING GAY CLUB OHMY FUCKING GOD
well played supernatural
what?
SCREAMING.
