DMMd Boys Speaking English Headcanons

Aoba: Can somewhat hold a basic conversation, but stumbles over a few words here and there.
Koujaku: Self-taught, probably learned to impress a girl at one point. Tries to act/sound like he knows what he's doing, but actually has little to no clue. Textbook English, not real stuff that anyone would ever actually say
Mink: Fluent in English, due to living in America. Gets in arguments over pronunciation of certain words with Koujaku. "Look, Red, I fucking KNOW English, whatever you just said makes no sense." "FUCK YOU MINK I KNOW WHAT I"M DOING"
Noiz: Also fluent, because in Europe, everyone speaks like, every language. Noiz likes showing off his English skills.
Clear: Programmed to know at least 80 languages, English being one of them. One day, something inside him just went slightly haywire and he started speaking English and couldn't get his default language set back to Japanese. No one could understand him.
Ren: In his Allmate form, he had unlimited knowledge and could speak and translate from any given language. In his human form, he still tries to translate things but then realizes "oops i can't do that anymore"
Mizuki: He gave it a shot once, but only once. He got very frustrated. "YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR ENGLISH. I AM JAPANESE AND I WILL SPEAK JAPANESE THANK YOU VERY MUCH."
Sei: Doesn't know much English at all, but tries to speak it anyway. He can barely introduce himself, or pronounce a single word without messing up. But when he gets a sentence out, no matter how much he butchered it, he will smile like he's so darn proud of himself and it's the cutest thing ever
BONUS
Virus and Trip: These two like to mix random English into their Japanese b/c they think it makes them sound fancy when in reality it makes them sound like douchebags. they also do this with french and italian words

(Source: derekhales)

pissfreak:

FUCk off you fujcking yaoi. i hate you. i hat e you so much. dont give me that smile. take ur fucking scene hair mullet and get otu of my grandmas house you disgusting beautiful piece of shit

shoujo-connoisseur:

A shoujo artist finally made a joke about the size of the girls eyes. This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

jointeamfreewill:

Neil Patrick Harris’ family

this is it guys. these people can’t get married. please tell me why te fuck not

(Source: buzzfeed)

wiihh this girl got her cosplay boots today (◡‿◡✿)

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probablynothingatall:

elzahchan:

waiting4codot:

Do You Hear the Fandoms Sing?
A Parody of “Do You Hear the People Sing?”
Written and Performed by Codot

Do you hear the fandoms sing?
Singing of love that isn’t there?
Between the people that we know 
will never lay their feelings bare?
When we put our pen to page,
or place our fingers on the keys,
Our ships will sail through the feels 
of our OTPs.

Will you join in the belief
that John and Sherlock are a thing?
Or do you think instead
that Castiel would spread his wings
For a Winchester boy?
Holy shit what a joy, what a fling!

Do you hear the fandoms sing?
Singing of love that isn’t there?
Between the people that we know 
will never lay their feelings bare?
When we put our pen to page,
or place our fingers on the keys,
Our ships will sail through the feels 
of our OTPs.

We know Tony and the Cap
will share a love that’s filled with sass,
and we know Jonathan Crane,
will lust for Edward Nygma’s ass,
We will churn fanfics out,
Let us sing it or shout it en masse!

Do you hear the fandoms sing?
Singing of love that isn’t there?
Between the people that we know 
will never lay their feelings bare?
When we put our pen to page,
or place our fingers on the keys,
Our ships will sail through the feels 
of our OTPs.

PERFECT. 


HIS FOOT WORK 

HIS FOOT WORK 

(Source: funnyfunnybunnyy)

jonroru:

“DEADPOOL ROCKET ANIMATED”

jonroru:

“DEADPOOL ROCKET ANIMATED”